So we shopped at Costco, packed coolers, bought a tent,sleeping bags, lanterns,tarps, rope, bug spray, fishing poles, horse shoes, deck of cards, bio degradable dish soap, packed a million totes and bags with everything we could possibly need for 1 week, with the closest store a 1 1/2 hour drive away. We packed a trailer, and the travel bag that goes on top the car. We packed very carefully and precisely; tight as a drum. After 4 hours asleep we hit the road and drove for 9 hours. I am the only driver as my husband has poor vision and can't pass the vision test to get a driver's license. Was I ever glad to pull into camp where I could finally get comfy and sprawl.
That is not how it works. It is time to "set up camp". I am so naive. Unpack, unhitch, unload, open, secure, make safe, start a campfire and be "Bear Aware", "A fed bear is a dead bear". We are surely going to be killed.
"In the unlikely event that a bear approaches you, play dead, and hopefully he will leave."
"Whatever you do, don't run. If you do run, you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the other people running away with you."
I already have 23 mosquito bites. Yes, I counted.
Who is calling this event "vacation?!"